All children want to have First Class parents, but that kind have been extinct for a long time. For some reason unknown to science, Second Class parents adapted better to life on Earth. Whereas, the hero of this story, Luke Ackermann, has Third Class Parents. Except they were actually worse than that. So you can get an idea of what kind of parents the Ackermann's were, make yourselves comfortable and I’ll tell you a story about something that happened long ago...
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